A girl was online on Skype. Half an hour later she got a notification that her friend, a boy, was also online. But she decided to ignore the notification.
Boy: Hey, you see me online?
Girl: Yes. I saw a notification a couple of seconds ago.
Boy: So, why don't you say hi to me then?
Girl: Sorry? What you mean?
Boy: You see a notification that I am online but you don't say hi.
Girl: Why should I?
Boy: Why it's always me who have to say hi first?
Girl: If you don't like it, don't do it.
Boy: I like it, but why you never do it first?
Girl: Because I don't want to do it first.
Boy: But why?
Girl: Because I never approach boys.
Boy: Oh my God. I think it's fine for girls to approach boys.
Girl: Yes I know, but I never approach boys.
Boy: Why you so stubborn? And selfish?
Girl: Hey, come on? Why so serious?
Boy: If you keep on doing this, you will never have any boyfriend.
Girl: I don't care.
Boy: You will hurt boys and they will hate you.
Girl: I don't care.
Boy: You are really stubborn.
Girl: So you hate me now?
Boy: No.
Girl: And you will stop saying hi to me?
Boy: No.
Girl: So, what's the matter with this?
Boy: Nothing. I just can't understand why you so insensitive.
Girl: I just can't understand either why you so sensitive. Who are you to me?
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